HISTORY: A long, long time ago (freshman year of high school I believe) my friends and I got this radical new idea to keep tabs on our wonderfully silly times together. I turned an ordinary composition notebook into a journal for my friends and I. What lies ahead are the silly sayings (quotes as you call them) that were uttered sometime in 99-2000. Though a great number of the people quoted are not my friends anymore, I can still get a kick out of what they said at that moment in their lifetime, before we lost track of one another.
Round One (un-revised)
* Only with bacon and cheese--Suzie and Kim
* I'm not going in there if the cops in there!--Alex
* I am tampon fairy--?
* Bogey!
* I don't drink Sprite, you asshole!--Sarah
* Holy shit! I just hit the motherload!--Kim
* Dude, the handy men are fucking!--?
* I sold my soul to satan for shoelaces and bangles--Betsy
* I'd fuck a horse before I'd fuck you--Annette
* You kind of lose respect for a guy named after a sports bra--Christiana
* If anyone tries to attack us, I'll stab them with my KEY!--Jeanine
* You're wearing a wig?--Aaron
* You think I know my neighbors?--Christiana
* My ears! They're burning from the filth coming out of your mouth!--Sarah
* That bastard...killed Liam Neeson....that's not cool--Christiana
* We really don't have lives!--?
* I'll make your mouth look open--David
* Kim, you live in crapland!--Alex
* We are so behind, we are being anally raped--?
* Thankfully though, she died of a brain aneurism--Jeanine
* This sucks, no one wants to mollest me!--Daniel
* This chair would be great to have sex in...Damn it! Did I say that out loud?--?
* We should open a funeral parlor and have "Another One Bites the Dust" as our theme song--Speedo
* A fat chick can get a hot chick....And you can't get any chick--Pete/Matt
* Would you like to buy a program? No, but I'd gladly shove you down the bleachers--?
* That is soooo nipple--5th Hour Ms. H's class
* OH MY FRICKIE FRICKIE FRICKIE!--?
* Inside, we are all Trekkies, some of us don't care to admit it--Sarah
* There's me, there's Lenny Kravitz, and that's us joined by a filling of love--Suzie
* Later guys, I'm gonna go fuck Pete--Matt
* Why do I have to be stuck between these two horny bitches?--Sarah
* Brain, homies, brain, homies--Alex
* Let's watch the white girls get jiggy with their bad selves!--Kim
* My straw came back to visit me!--?
* They weren't just fucking...they were dirty boom-boom fucking--?
* Less than 24 hours ago, someone fucked here....probably by the Cheetos--?
* Hey, this row is all ladies....and the ladies man--Daniel
* The only thing they have is common is "NY" and he's "NY" as in "knee injury" and he's "NY" as in "Tony Hawke!"--?
* I thought his name was 'doc'--Annette
* He's the coolest bald guy I know...next to Mr. Clean--Christiana
* Wow, it's 200--Christiana
* Hey! You have funny hair!--?
* No! You swallow that!--Annette
* Delicate to the touch....NOT! IT burns like HELLFIRE!--Kim
* My sperm do not run in circles!--Matt
* Once again, hall moniter Ruffin saves the day!--Christiana
* I thought he thought my name was Robbie!--Annette
