let me begin this adventure with a semi-obscure quote:
"i don't drink sprite, you asshole."

we all know most bars con us out of quality drinks,
so i took the liberty to show you exactly what makes a good drink.
it's all in the reaction.



feeling uncertain?



just take a large swig.



let it sit in your mouth for a second.
if you feel your taste buds burning, something is right. then, swallow.



exhale. grimace. close your eyes and shudder.



is that a smile? holy hell, then it's not strong enough!

ROUND II

personally, i believe in just adding more liquor to the drink itself. so i do.



smell it. can you smell the vodka (or whatever your poison of choce is)?
ponder this for a moment.
then dive in again.




ideal reactions.



oh, shit. another smile...

ROUND III:



maybe you should just try it straight...




ideal. very ideal reactions.



now this is the end result.
the smile is not quite so peppy, but more subdued.



everyone try. now.

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